First thing I thought when I read this “who is willingly letting this man fuck raw?!?”

I haven’t really been following this (I just referred to Tristan as “Travis”) but I’m surprised that no one else has something to say. It’s been up for 30 minutes.

Ugh, I have no hope for our generation, Buffalo Wild Wings cracks the top 5?!? Jesus, I’ve only eaten their twice and both times the wings were luke warm and soggy. JFC

And lets not forget that the supposed ‘health benefits’ of juice are overblown if not a complete myth. Fruit juices tend to pack in just as much sugar as any soda and tend to lack many of the health benefits of actual fruit like fiber. The only meaningful difference between a lot of fruit juices and sodas is…

The problem is that when they say ‘soda tax’ they’re not talking about a broad based tax against all sugary drinks, they are being very literal. Its a tax on sodas and that’s it. Things like sugar-laden coffee drinks and energy drinks (which tend to be more expensive ounce for ounce than sodas and therefore…

Even if you’re putting ketchup on it, I’m picking up what you’re laying down.

She can actually sing tho, unlike Kehlani. I actually really like her music so this is disappointing.

This is the correct answer. A good burger is awesome, but a bad burger is disgusting. There is only so much you can do to a good beef hot dog. Even if you burn it to a crisp, it’s still delicious!

Who?

I’m one of the minority that prefers the hot dog over a burger. At an outdoor cookout, I can have a dog and then have room for other stuff. I have burger and then I want a nap.

I was always team dog as a kid. I appreciate a good burger, now, but a crappy hotdog is still a hotdog. A crappy burger is an abomination.

Of course, there are eggs. Why no eggs? I don’t trust it if there are no eggs.

as she held the serving spoon. A move that, considering what was in the spoon, I should’ve considered a threat.

I’d like somebody to explain the economics of pretzel stands. I rarely attend the mall, but goddamn, every 5th store is a pretzel stand. I appreciate a pretzel as much as the next guy, but are they really selling that many pretzels that they need 87 fuckin’ Wetzels?

I’m old and weird, so I actually enjoy the mall still. But the restaurants are definitely changing. Our big mall has the Shake Shack, and some novelty places, and is getting the Sweet Jesus that was written about here. One of the smaller malls is redesigning its food court to be a “destination” in and of itself.

I will fight anyone who has a problem with some drumsticks. Chicken legs are glorious!

Yup, the dark meat is for the adults who can appreciate it.

Wow. I was nodding along, cackling at the meme, and all ready to cosign this piece until... you went off the rails with the leg slander. I love me some thighs (bone in, skin on, thanks!) But, GET YOUR LIFE! All dark meat chicken is good meat!

I like reading what you have to say around here. You’re very witty and you seem really nice to me, but you also aren’t afraid to speak your mind. Which I really like. I’m a little slow, so I’m not sure how real your comment is. If it is, and I’m worried sick that it is, then just know that I think you’re awesome. I’m…

Make that post Hokes. Quite a few of us know that trick ain’t pregnant.