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People who say shoestring fries are the best are people who also carefully unwrap presents fold by fold. They are monsters.

Damn grease sponge

Seriously, this isn’t that hard. The entire point of a French Fry is that there is the optimal ratio of crispiness (fried outside) to soft, buttery inside. Shoestrings are out, because they’re far too far on the crispy end with nothing inside of them. Potato wedges are on the opposite side of the spectrum, far too

Waffle fry has the most fried surface area. winner

Gwen, sweety, darling.... tatertots are not fries. They are tasty and good and everything, but they are no more a fry than hashbrowns are.

1. MOTHERFUCKING TATER TOTS
2. Curly Fries
3. Crinkle
4. Standard
5. Shoestring
6. Waffle
7. What the fuck even are Jojos?
8. Steak fries - sad and only if there are no other options. Like, maybe I’ll just have a side salad.

1. Tots

  1. Shoestring

Warm take ahead, please be cautious

I’m sorry, I thought you were serious about ketchup.

Good to know, but I can’t see myself buying ketchup via mail order.

Best response.

For the longest time I thought banana ketchup was tomato ketchup with added bananas. It was just in the last month or so I that I learned it was ketchup made wholly from bananas, and I’ve been getting it on everything from our local Filipino place for years.

If vinegar isn’t around, I’ll do mustard. I never could handle ketchup, though.

Yeah, to my wife’s credit, she thought that was BS, too, and promptly ordered a bunch from Amazon.

If you’re putting mustard on fries, you’ve lost all rights to an opinion ;-).

Eh, whatever. What is tacky, though, is something my wife heard on freaking Ina Garten’s show (long time readers of my comments know that the Contessa is a point of contention in my marriage). She suggested asking for extra plastic takeout containers from the restaurant to use at home for stock. I went to a ramen

Michael Cohen is a 51-year-old attorney to the “president” and he has UFC paraphernalia in his office.

They gotta get something on Pence as well.