So, where do you land exactly? I’m more of a lover, not a fighter (in Michael Jackson voice talking to Paul McCartney).

“Meuller’s comin’, yo!”

I can’t get past that I’m rooting for the fucking FBI. What a time to be alive.

Crisp them up and they can go toe-to-tatoe with any fry.

Alternative take: there is no unacceptable form fried potatoes can take.

Waffle fries are the best. They’re perfect ratio of soft and crunchy while being a great vehicle to shovel anything you want into your mouth.

The second phrase would be: “Kevin, if you want to be wrong, at least be wrong with a bullet”

This guy gets it.

Let’s just make the Senator who coined the inimitable phrase & hashtag #CadetBoneSpurs POTUS if she would like the job.

I’ll never understand why steak - steak! - ever got saddled with such shitty fries.

Ugh home fries. Good point.

The second phrase of your rant is true independent of the first.

I think I tend to agree with Kevin’s take about the ratio of crispy exterior to interior...but also my only experience with steak fries has been Red Robins really so that’s probably a big reason why

I agree, but I feel like it’s the same for me with jojos. When they’re good, they’re very good, but more often than not, they’re not good. I very rarely get straight up bad skinny French fries, but I often get bad steak fries and jojos.

Steak fries are the ultimate evolution of the french fry. Perfection has been achieved.

I think what Kevin is trying to say is that Steak Fries don’t suck its just hard to find them consistently fantastic.

Clearly these are just plain lukewarm takes. Kevin, if you want to be wrong, at least be wrong with a bullet: “STEAK FRIES ARE LIKE EATING THE BRAINS & HEARTS OF CHILDREN, AND RED ROBIN SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN FOR VIOLATING THE SANCTITY OF LIFE!”

Maybe you will reconsider if delivered from our Spokes models. Live Hachi!

Me at my desk right now:

Why that band still exists.