This girl, first off, is adorable. Secondly, props to her for essentially telling the school to bite it, and lastly shame on this school for being a bunch of racially insensitive assholes. If a white girl had really curly hair (and I've known several who have much kinkier curls than this girl), would she be asked to…

What is this world coming to when you can lose your job simply for an act of gross incompetence?

Any other fellow struggling writers are welcome to sit over here in the corner and weep over the fact that this is a published book she was paid to do.

I like to think of it as "burgeoning vegetarian face," but I may be projecting. :p

My girl Sasha has always seemed ambivalent about the whole turkey pardoning thing.

My thoughts exactly. It's not even fair to respond, because my brain is so much bigger... I try to pick on kids my own size.

Is it bad I can't even drum up anger towards these pieces of shit because they are just so very pathetic? Pathetic little pieces of human garbage, floating dejectedly down the darkened alleyway of misogyny. Back into the abyss, please.

I can't even muster the slightest bit of discomfort from this. I. Just. Cannot.
They're like a fart joke, all of these dudes - you don't want to laugh at them, but it's just so goddamned silly, you can't help yourself.
I just don't know these guys. And if there is the slightest chance that I actually DO know guys like…

In another edition of "I don't understand women"- This is a surgery? That happens? I'm going to spend the rest of the day throwing up, kbye.

I...well...hey do you think....uhhhhhhhhhhh.....nope. Nope. This has officially broken my brain.

I saw Blackfish a few weeks ago, and no joke, it still affects me now. I still think about it. I've never been to Sea World, and I refuse to ever set foot in any sort of establishment like Sea World. So appalling. Sea World and its fucking Thanksgiving float can fuck the fuck off. Also, I think everyone should watch…

THIS IS NOT GOOP-APPROVED.

How was she able to hide the fetus to begin with? It sounds almost like smuggling it across state lines to me!

Seriously, this woman blows me away. Every time she has spoken publicly, she has done so from a place of strength and positivity. I endured a trauma of my own, and it lasted for a day - one day, and it took me years to gain the kind of perspective that she seems to have had since the time of their escape. I hope for…

lol wut YOU MUST BE NEW HERE DAWG

I'm not a fan of Kelly Osbourne, but this hair is the best thing in the world.

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