It's like the Care Bears and the Night Before Christmas got into a fight and then farted out a make up song.

Yeah. I think the true danger here is it might now occur to Katz's managers that they themselves could hire performers to do this. ("How did you get your start in show business?" "Katz's orgasm girl, three o'clock Mondays through Thursdays. Sunday matinee half off.")

"Look up here!"

It should be tagged offensive instead of informal.

I think the girl has missed the point of dictionaries.

I remember when this show was new and seemed really interesting and groundbreaking, and when some of the castmembers were crazy, but others were intelligent and inspiring.

I find this one sort of cute. The humor is gentle, the tone is whimsical, and there's a marked lack of either rape references or threats of cunt punting.

Approves.

Wow, that reminds me of my upcoming book 900 Dirty Socks Picked Up Off The Floor and Dining Room Chairs Are You Kidding Me Why Are They On The Chair That Is Gross, Kevin.

You people need to visit my blog: 1,000 Ironed Dress Shirts. It is just pictures of the 1,000 times I've ironed my husband's shirts.

Yeah, would love to try the falsies, but I would end up with clown face. I am not that good at makeup stuff.

Even knowing it's all smoke and mirrors, there's always that momentary "wow, if it makes my eyes look half as-wait, no" dialog. (These days, I rarely invest in expensive makeup if I can't play with samples at the store, talk to someone about how it wears, etc. )

Fashion is such a grift. How the hell do I get in on that action?

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There are (literally) no words.

Anyone else getting a cultish 'us versus them' vibe?

Stop trying to make "Lululemon Culture" happen. You make pants.

Yellow's a tough colour to wear, for sure! What I don't understand is the shoes, though - they look like clunky clodhoppers to me. Maybe I just hate them because I lived through the 90s and its plethora of clunker shoes.

Reported. That is the most disgustingly reductive list of options for "What's wrong with this page."