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I so so so want there to be positive, non-sarcastic, non-insane representation of Paganism in popular culture... but I'm thinking Real Housewives are not gonna be it.

What I find rather irritating is that many of the racists have realized that the Confederate flag immediately outs them as a racist.

Yes, exactly. I can't help think this is kind of awesome. If he successfully makes it part of his personal brand and people see it and associate it with him, then he will have successfully stolen this symbol from racists across the country. People will see their bumper stickers and simply think they're Yeezus fans.

I KNOW RIGHT? I wanna superimpose Kanye's face on all Confederate flags and spread them all over the South. Maybe a massive airdrop of Kanfederate flags.

But you shouldn't yell at or spank an upset toddler. Also not effective.

No one in the history of humanity has ever had a rational conversation with an upset 2-3 year old.

Exactly. Let's not pretend for a second that this is "good". I don't care that she's 80. I don't give two shits. This is horrible, pretentious, obnoxious stuff, and shame on the other people in this video for participating and trying to legitimize its craziness.

"Is there anyone on the planet cooler than Yoko Ono?"

You've hit on a really good point. Plural of Darcy: Darcys or Darcies?

If this crazy lady doesn't want to give kids candy then why does she want there to be more kids?

The bible tracts, fine. At least you're being honest.

Legal and tax advantages, big party, and to be honest I just like the idea of a codified, witnessed commitment.

It doesn't matter if anyone is really going to rape her. The threat of raping someone is fucked up either way.

THANK YOU FOR EMPLOYING THE HILARIOUS AND AMAZING REBECCA BURT, JEZEBEL. Real talk: she is super funny and a very good person and a great friend. I'm really happy about this.

This weekend was FABULOUS on Jezebel. Be back next weekend, Burt!

This is pretty much a duplicate post from yesterday, but I was late to the game (buried in the gray) and so many Jezzies were so awesome about my question I wanted to let y'all know I actually went through with things.

Last week I posted re: this ridiculous, seven year long, head over heels crush I’ve had on a friend

53% of the voters did see it! :-)

OH, PLEASE TELL ME THIS WILL BE A REGULAR THING.

Breaking News on THE DUHHH REPORT!

Womp Womp...Thanks for showing up Mr. WetBlanket