I'm just over here faking it with my Barren WombTM.

What an American hero this guy is. Gun-loving racist vigilante abuser.

I don't understand. Every single person needs their own couch, their own fridge stocked with microwave meals, their own comfy blanket, their own extra dark chocolate stash...it seems like we contribute MORE to the economy than a married couple, not less.

Ok, picture this: Your beloved father has suffered a massive stroke and is poised between life and death. Your family is exhausted, and so are you, but you offer to sit vigil all night so he will not die alone in a hospital bed, naked but for a diaper. You would like those quiet hours to be filled with silent prayer,…

I clicked on that clip and watching him grunt and jam food in his face in all those kitchens made me a little woogy.

Oh, hey Pot, nice to meet you.

I hear you. My BFF's family is from the El Paso area. They lived there when it was Mexico, then stayed when it became Texas. So they never immigrated. THEY didn't move - the border moved. But we're in a club with a bunch of old white guys who constantly toss her the conversational ball whenever immigration comes up,…

No,I'm making fun of KeDOLLARSIGNha's voice.

Thanks!

Thank you!

It was your use of the term "vehemently opposed" that caused me to comment.

Some women are inanimate object fuckers, and others aren't. One does not have to be opposed to fall into the second camp. Just disinterested or find it ineffective.

Help me! I need a nail polish that shows up as pink, but not bright "look at me" pink. Pretty soft pink. A lady pink. I have OPI Passion, which looks like nothing, and Revlon Bubbly, which is PANK.

You could email, too. Not as personal, but less awkwardness if he says no. (I have a feeling he won't say no).

Hush. Four hours is nothing. Moves can be made. And you're both out of serious relationships, so you're free. Call him and ask if you can see him outside of work. His answer will tell you everything you need to know.

No, just not that interested in dictionary-type things. I read mostly books from my field or the occasional novel, or books written by friends, which is a delightful side effect of knowing many good writers.

Well, that just sucks all around. It's probably going to be a bumpy ride, so my only advice is to be good to yourself and have patience for any emotional storms that blow through.

To me, she has a horrible voice. That's my only objection, really.

I never put it together til this minute that Miss Kra-boppel was spelled Krabapple. Doh.

I'm generally against religious fundamentalism, but I approve of anything that can be done to stop KeDOLLARSIGNha from singing.