Soooo... is this a Carl's Jr commercial or not? I can't tell.

I love these so, so much. I think this is why the internet was created. But also, your link to more doesn't work. :(

I dunno. I remember her from back in the day. She did not strike me as particularly funny then, either.

Upscale hotel in Boston, weekend getaway. I booked a regular room but it was REALLY NICE. Like, a lot nicer than I thought from the pictures and what not. Whatevs. After a lovely dinner, me and my guy are going at it on the king bed I don't remember booking? (*shrug* I'll take it) and mid-moan, mid-thrust, my guy is…

I got a massive nosebleed during sex once. Like, a river of blood gushing down my face. My darling ex-husband, bless his heart, looked at me in sheer terror and said, while still thrusting, "oh my god, are you okay? Um, should I, um, should I stop?"

I suppose since I had already had an orgasm (and so did he) it doesn't technically count as interrupted sex but I had a guy break up with me while he was still inside me. Because the sex between us was so good he felt like he was "letting God down." I thought it was just the slightly hazy babblings of a guy who'd just…

Just be glad you didn't include "Love" as a drug option. Imagine where we'd be.

For me, it was a real struggle. My parents made a combined 30k. Tuition kept rising and my government aid kept shrinking. I couldn't afford to live near campus, so I had to commute on a scooter no matter the weather. When my scooter broke? I couldn't afford to fix it. Because I commuted, I couldn't stay late for club…

What is this, like a Mormon naughtiness bracket?

"While writing my resume, I put McDonald's under work experience. A friend leaned over and said, "Do you think it's a good idea to put that on your resume?""

Next can we vote on Best Eyes, Most School Spirit and Class Clown?

Damn you.

CKE paid Andy Pudzer $4,485,055 in 2012. That's a shitload of sense of accomplishment.

I don't know about you guys but "stature and sense of accomplishment that comes from being a salaried manager" is way better that actual money.

What they lose in overtime pay they gain in the stature and sense of accomplishment ...

Obviously the truck driver is a greater asshole for tailgating, but let's not forget that once she passed the trucks on the right, she should have moved over. That is the law in some areas, and common courtesy everywhere else.

Yeah, the accused is from L.A. I don't think there's any one geographic area that's got an exclusive on creeps.

All our sistren, younger and older! Even as a teen I was always outraged and mouthy on behalf of others/ against creeps.

If I lived in a city with an Alamo Drafthouse I would go to the movies all the time. Instead I live in a city where shitheads text throughout, younger kids kick the back of my seat and little kids run up and down the aisle, and everyone talks all the damn time. I'm sure the cost is part of why attendance is…

Cheaper tickets one day a week are a great start! Here are some other things that would get people to the movies more often: