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Volunteering. If you choose to volunteer doing something you're interested in, you'll naturally meet other people who share some of your interests.

I just went to my friend Joel's birthday party. When he went to cut the cake, he pulled out a box & his boyfriend Johnny proposed! I'm so excited, I just needed to put it out in the world. I'm pretty coated in cynicism, so I'm glad to see that love still exists out there.

Have you tried meetup.com?

I celebrate good days by doing experimental baking. Behold - vanilla bean butter cake filled with whipped orange-vanilla mascarpone... topped with bittersweet chocolate ganache and sliced almonds.

Random opinion from a non-parent: There is no reason you need to hide the fact that you have sex with your partner, but I don't really see a reason your kids need to actually hear the act itself.
Hope your pregnancy is going great!

Alright, so after nearly seven months of searching, I was finally offered a job! And I'm so excited. I'll be moving to San Francisco mid-April. I was wondering if any Jezzies have advice on moving to the city, or cool things to do when I get there?

Okay so I have been waiting all day for this. I have good news to share that I am very reluctant to broadcast in real life because bragging is bad and I don't want to make my friends who are in similar positions to me feel badly....but I was offered a more than full ride to law school!! I am so, so excited. I was on

....an incredibly beautiful 23-year-old girl, a girl I was jealous of, to be totally transparent, tell us with horrifying casualness about a recent sexual assault and wrap up by saying "I know this isn't my fault. I know that when I look this way, these things will happen to me. It's just the way it is."

"His anti-gay comment happened the weekend of Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici's wedding which completely overshadowed all the hard work everyone put in for it and practically ruined Sean and Catherine's special weekend."

I only have an associates in Strumpetry but am enrolled in an online certification program for Tarting about Town with a concentration in Galavanting. I aspire to be a full-fledged Slut and Master Whore one day, adjunct teaching at several schools, spreading cheer and lasciviousness to all who enroll in my classes.

A well-written story on a health topic without a sensational headline and conclusions drawn through ignorance? Is this Jezebel? Is this real life?

I think he's not giving women, especially Jezzies, enough credit as thinking human beings. Nobody is shoving an idea down our throats that it's not cool to renege on a monogamy agreement you had with your wife. Jezebel doesn't tell us what to think or how to react to that. Many of us have been cheated on and know what

a squirrel could comfortably store several months worth of nuts in there.

It was from scratching his butt hole and then sticking his finger in his eye.

wow, she can't even frame it without men. wait till she's older and she's aged out of the male support for her self worth.

good luck with getting sisterly support then lily...

Yes, Lily- all men EVERYWHERE are into meatier women. Not a single man ever has been into thin women. Or heavy women. Or those with athletic builds.

"We should stop being so horrible to each other." Ok, Lilly - you start...

At first, reading the Jennifer Aniston item, I was all, "That's preposterous!" Then I realized that my doggy needs to live forever too.

Lilly Allen shut the fuck up.

What's the man version of feminism?