Isn't that special??

I screen all of florists for rabies. Just as a precaution.

Or hydrophobic ones.

This. I get the sense from this article that the Claire Underwood interview is the only scene of House of Cards that the author has seen .

I think this is a... very sympathetic interpretation of her character.

Oh these pictures! My heart!

Every human and item of clothing in this story is too adorable for me to deal with right now.

I'll lose all faith in humanity if no reporters start an interview with, "I mustache you a few questions..."

You're a lot nicer than I am. Fuck this idiot. No sound bite is worth causing someone pain. Fuck her.

That certainly sounds awful. But it is not uncommon for serial killers to lie through their teeth about the number of people they killed. Shockingly, they are not the most reliable people.

Very handsome!

Florida: where you can kill a man and yet only be convicted of attempted murder.

Have you talked to anybody in the field you want to go into? That might be the best place to get advice for what would be the best course of action for you. I suspect it would be a good idea, since this sounds like it's a new field for you. But speaking as someone who got a Master's because I couldn't find work and…

Whore pills. Lots and lots of whore pills. There's a badge for it, even.

I'm single today because I filed for divorce finally. It's better to be alone than to die slowly on the inside with someone who literally has driven you crazy. Also, alone or single doesn't always mean lonely. I've got my two kids and my two cats to keep me warm tonight.

"Did she think..."

Yeah Poor Sophia living in a world where her folks throw her a fun-ass tie dye party and are nice and fair and invite all the neighborhood kids, even the religious whackadoo's son just in case they'd feel slighted if he wasn't invited.

Shit, she's gonna be a mess, having fun, learning good manners, wearing the shit…

You and VeryBadGood would have the best meetcute. I think you might be soul mates.

I'm getting super tired of the ageism on Jezebel. Let's remember that, if everything works out great, we all sit on the same stair eventually. I hope I get old.