I hate it when you say thank you. I also hate your impoliteness. You = CANNOT WIN.

Basically, everything you are and everything you do.

This is a thing.

Why are we afflicted with her? It reminds me of that time I thought I had a yeast infection for like 6 months and it turns out I was just allergic to laundry soap.

Stemming her behavior of putting her dog in danger? Good, she needs it. (You can work on the behavior AFTER you remove the toxic cleaning supplies and paint FFS)

I think the guy on the left may have actually dropped a load in his pants.

As a human, it's your JOB to keep your pet safe. My dog flips out at the vacuum (barking like crazy, attacking it), so she goes outside and I lock the door so she doesn't break in while I'm vacuuming. I think it's hilarious that she takes vacuum attack so seriously, but I also recognize that she could injure herself…

Same with potato salad. Leave those disgusting eggs out of my fatty carbo bomb.

Seriously? It's the internet.

I agree. This gave me the best laugh I have had in ages.

Well, now we know what minorities they DON'T want - Arabs and visibly obvious LGBT people. Move along!

I'm completely checked out of the fashion world because it seems so clearly to shout NOT FOR YOU. I missed being interested in fashion and have never read fashion mags, because that is not my world. They don't want me, a woman with short chunky legs and big peasant hips and low cheekbones - so I don't want them. Who…

That impression may have come from what was clearly portrayed by the hearings - that Anita Hill was on trial. SHE was guilty til proven innocent. Looking back at the footage, the message to women was the same that rape and abuse survivors always get - shut up or we'll put your whole life on trial.

I live in So. Calif. The average rent for a 1 bedroom apartment here is about $1200.

"Reverse racism is the only real racism" #whitemanprotestsigns

White people! I have a well-thought-out plan! Show up somewhere tomorrow and do something! THAT will teach those parasites!

Yep, day 2 and my comment is still "pending." This is super special. I LOVE THIS. I fucking quit. Fuck you, Jezebel and fuck you, Kinja. I'm tired of being treated like shit.

Somebody on twitter today said Sherri Shephard was blaming the government for it. Thanks, Obama!

Holy fuck, the commenting system has changed and I'm STILL relegated to some fucking "pending comments" section. Will there ever be a way for me to get out of the fucking greys? What did I DOOOOOOOO?