Adopting a dog was, like, the one mitigating factor in the whole story.

Goddamn, I hadn’t even heard that! But it’s true. That is criminally under-reported.

the two things that is criminally under reported is (1) the shooter literally carved swastikas into the side of his gun and (2) the school has a very large jewish population

So shit on them. Every time I ask someone about their dog, I say “aww where did you adopt her from?” If they say, oh a breeder, i side eye them and say “oh I didn’t think people did that anymore. You know, with all the shelters so full.” I know it sounds obnoxious but I really don’t care. Nothing but love for the…

My agreement with my dog is that it’s ok for her to eat me if I die in my sleep. She looks at me as if to say, “Surrrre, I’m gonna wait until you’re dead to eat your face. Trust me.”

Herpes isn’t curable. Treatable, yes. Curable, no.

shit can get passed on even without visible symptoms

Yeah, when she disclosed that she doesn’t have a GED it all started making sense. She can act when scripted but her general humor is sophomoric, she hasn’t been socialized through normal channels in how to interact in public situations.

So only tangentially related but...my dad had Medicare part B, the privatized part that pays for drugs and doctors visits. It denied his doctors recommendation of intensive outpatient therapy a few months ago so he ended up in a mental hospital last week which was covered my Medicare part A, the non privatized part.…

no, isf, they will BE the wall.

does she cobble her own shoes? where does she get her wigs? HOW MUCH MONEY HAS SHE SPENT ON SILK IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS??

I’ve had a shit day and that was the first laugh I had. I sent a screengrab of your comment to Mr. WeezerLou and he said,”I bet he honestly believes he would. And that no bullet would hit him, with his moves like Bruce Lee. All in his vanilla soft-serve ice cream head.”

Eh, if they’re raised and remain in the orbit of this bullshit, it’s also on them. I get it, you get a lot of creature comforts from kissing men’s asses. Standing up for yourself and others can be uncomfortable and mean not having everything you think you’re entitled to. But, that’s the price of being equal and…

This is where I struggle. I want for Conservative women to realize that the Republican party does. not. like. them. and it will never treat them better. And I want to leave an opening for them to see another way of life women are equal, but I’m not going to welcome them while they try to weasel in their backwards and…

That *is* incredibly generous for a woman who would return us to Victorian sensibilities. I don’t believe she can renounce her entire life’s ethos over this, she’s essentially an older Megyn Kelly: upset at the single thing that conservatives have done to her that she disagrees with.

“Throughout the first half of the event the panelists talked about Planned Parenthood, complained that anti-abortion women had been ostracized by the Women’s March and had feminism stolen from them.”

I can’t think of a comparable example of a big political get-together that doesn’t involve a murderer’s row of conservatives. They’ve got kooks, conspiracy theorists, fascists, crypto-fascists, neo-fascists, Rear Admirals, queer Admirals, etc. and it’s treated as a normal thing that Republicans do. Trump spoke at a…

The follow-up quote, “I just want to understand why Jewish people and black people and Mexican people, why they’re all so horrible,” certainly means something.

I had nothing better to do.

He probably hands her the briefings he doesn’t read.