I know, right? I really want to photoshop Michelle Obama in it and then post to watch all the Republicans hypocrites go bananas. But I don't want to disrespect michelle like that. 

Yes. Also this. Yes.

As a person who also had many things and was supposed to giveback up gluten LONG before I did (eleven years ago, and I am SOOOO grateful that it’s trendy now and so easy to manage!). I kept “giving it up” but getting discouraged because I didn’t notice any changes. Turns out I wasn’t giving it up for long enough. It…

Whoa! I honestly thought pasta was a typo. Pasta straws are so neat! As a glutard, I would be petrified to try it tho! But awesome for her and hopefully she didn’t feel any effects from it!

They sell straw cleaners and its worth the investment for real.

This is exhausting. Guys. I’m exhausted. I didn’t know *that* much about politics before- to be entirely honest. I’ve voted in every election took action when I was really passionate about something but I feel like I’m learning SO MUCH MORE than I ever payed attention to before and I’m just exhausted and…

You are a good internet person.

Is jada a scientologist?

Hugs.

Hard disagree. He’s delicious- then and now.

My first thought too.... but also I would put betting odds on her beating the shit out of him if he ever tried.

Literally all I can think about how much I despise Jason Bateman now.

Im going to get a lot of shit for this- I know- because throughout this whole movement I have struggled with the words together.

Yes to all of this.

I am so sorry you went through that. Hugs.

Am I the only one calling foul play?

Doxing is pretty shitty. I do wonder if she tried other things prior.

Whoa! Giant internet smooshie smothering warm cozy bear hug to you. I just wish you the comfort of peace and forgiveness. Somewhere in the universe, your mother knows your love and longing for a different ending and she sends your love back. You didn’t know and your can’t blame yourself. I wish you healing love and…

Because it’s still actually a fundraiser for a cultural institution

Holy moly!! Where is that from? That poor woman with a watermelon exploding on her face!! Eek. I’m counting my teeth, Er blessings, that I’m not her. Hope she’s ok.