I know this is just an internet fling, but I think this is the first time I said “I love you” and got a back atcha. So exciting! My hearts all a flutter!

I love you.

Oh! You just connected some logic for me - because I could not for the life of me think how or why anyone would flush it. Set it free. Let it loose. Awful, I get. But if she’s a complete morbid idiot sociopath that only had goldfish that went down the toilet, then maybe that skewed thought makes sense. We buried our…

I sneeze loudly. I feel terrible women it wakes my kitty. Imagine murdering something you need as an emotional support?? Bizarre

Or abandoning it in its carrier at the airport with a note, I dunno? Calling a friend to pick it up? Animal control? A shelter?

This only highlights how deranged and detached some people are. She clearly is in need of help way beyond a support animal.

They had the same prop master; who clearly was reusing his stock.

Or the just have the same prop master: Gay Perello

The troops don’t even get a whole dollar. What a racket.  

Exactly!! That sketch made my eye twitch. We get it- she always chooses such strong empowered roles because she’s so sophisticated or woke or something, so she now she could have some fun and let loose, but if one really were that smart and woke, then why bring out all these tired dumb girl stereotypes. The restaurant…

I have a friend who always tries to goad me into raging against the hijab and oppression of this religion because I am a feminist. He occasionally does work in a mosque and to him it’s very ... disturbing, upsetting, shocking, uncomfortable (I don’t know the right word. He’s a big ‘merica person but not a trump…

Jessica chastain making fun of vapid women just kind of annoyed me tho.

Those prosthetic jowls!! Be still my heart

We don’t know how big she is... and we know that Aziz is not a giant; BUT I always feel like just being a woman alone with a man who wants something from you that you don’t want to give, that there is always a potential for violence. I know people think I’m being over dramatic, but I’ve seen even the most docile…

So. This is our president.

My brother occasionally has a sneeze like this. Once every two years ish and I am legit giggling so hard from the memories. It is terrifying and hilarious and gross. A magical shooting star of booger snot. My brother is easily mortified -especially by everything I do or say, so it’s really fun to relish his…

Sam Rockwell just swore on snl. The F word. I’m watching with my ninetysomething prudent grams. She didn’t even notice. She was too busy wondering why Cecile strong didn’t wear her hair like that more often.

Too many “many”s. I smell something fishy.

Let’s be honest, his base wouldn’t have even cared about that reveal. She just got an extra payout (still not worth whatever she had to do) I’m convinced that he could fuck a horse with a Hillary mask and his base would still vote him ... and love him for it.

I want that polka dot sheer jacket? Dress? Cape? And bow tie flats from the woman in background. She is all I see in this photo and all I covet