+1.

Your fundamental lack of understanding the difference between a platform and an interface is disappointing, given the state of maturity of smart home technology and the ready availability of research materials from which you could have drawn.

Do not have a baby. First, they’re expensive and almost always negative ROI. Second, they’re passé, so 1971.

Yep. Ask any Catholic with 6 or more kids what method they use.

To save even more money, steal them from your office.

Who is giving this clown all his power? He creates nothing, he builds nothing, he contributes nothing. Yet somehow he is respected and feared? W.T.A.F.

Long white hair in the shift-knob photo.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun who remembers that it’s in the front pocket of his carry on.  No, not the one with the broken zipper, the one with the ribbon on it.

Is there a Condom Bank that I can donate to so that people whose income is so precarious don’t make it worse by having children?

She sought NASA’s help in identifying the provenance of the bag, a process by which she either should have known it would or should have asked if it would damage the item. Case dismissed.

If you can’t be honest like a grown-ass adult then you’re not ready for dating.

I want to find a nice rolling chassis and turn it into a plug-in electric.  I need a/c tho.

I was there less than a month ago. My best advice is that if you can buy tickets in advance, buy them in advance. It seems incomprehensible that a church or museum would ever be “sold out” but it’s a daily occurrence.

Don’t let traditional and outdated measures of manhood stop you from recognizing that something is wrong and that you can’t power your way out of it with a tablesaw or blowtorch by yourself. Asking your GP for help isn’t a sign of weakness and it isn’t as humiliating as it seems. But I get that it is hard to call and…

Disagree. I only care about the last 10 years or so of your experience, and if that’s more than 4 jobs then there’s a red flag for me right there.  You should know what job you’re applying for and only provide me with information relevant to that.  2 pages is sufficient.

As a manager in the non-creative side of IT, I don’t want more than 2 pages. I don’t need to know every job you’ve ever had, since only about the last 10 years (if you’ve been working that long) are of interest to me. I had a candidate with a 9 page resume recently. Not only did he go back to the beginning of the…

There is no such thing as “alternative therapies.” There are therapies and there are alternatives TO therapy, but that’s all. Yoga is A therapy. Homeopathy is an alternative to therapy.

Lol. I literally JUST watched the Barcelona restaurant where I'm having dinner (on vacation) reject the gold amex at the next table over. Never get one of these.

Lol. I literally JUST watched the Barcelona restaurant where I'm having dinner (on vacation) reject the gold amex at…

Left hand Ambien, right hand red wine. Nighty night! 

His legs weren’t the only thing that stopped working when that tree fell on him.