[Please star so that everyone gets a chance to see this!]

You have to have at least 20 pieces of flair at all times

Ethnic flare?

When you see footprints beside you? It was then that the metal carried you.

They were on “Conan” last week as Eagles of Death Metal. Not great, tbh, but I tried to like them because of their story. After this...nope.

the news reporting here is worth every penny.

I am tempted to push my index finger into Mario Lopez’s dimple and not stop until I hit brain.

Don Julio Resposado an Don Julio Anejo are delicious. Don Julio 1942 is AMAZING. What makes me sad is they probably did shots of it with salt and lime which is the absolute wrong way to drink a good tequila.

Yay! I thought I was the only other person watching that show. Although, I like it much better when it focuses on the parenting/marital relationships than the contrived girl fights (Billy fights?). That little boy overcoming his fear of dogs was everything! I have liked some of that therapist’s other suggestions too.

Baby and Vinnie made my life last night. Love!

So Rey is definitely a gay man who is also Luann’s drug connect and that’s why she peaced the fuck out off camera.

Is that thing strolling up the stairs with a blanket? Why?

it got edited?

It didn’t. She edited the article after I said that so now I look like an idiot. There was absolutely no reference to Baby Got Back in the original post and she clearly had no idea what Blake was quoting.

Good god, please tell me you know what she is referencing when she says “LA face with an Oakland booty.” Please, please, please. DON’T MAKE ME FEEL OLD.

Unless the woman you don’t like is Angelina Jolie in which case you’re Chelsea Handler.

Bourdain in da house.

Maybe it needed more fat-suit drag.

I don’t know, but I’ll tell you, if someone steps on part of me, I don’t go putting that part in my mouth.