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Yes! There are many other contestants I would rank above him but he's the best winner. So many zero fucks given by that man during Season 3.

Hung is also MY favorite Top Chef winner ever! But not contestant - that's obviously Carla.

National Domestic Violence Hotline

ADDITIONALLY:

As one of those people who never shuts up, I can confirm that True Detective is the ideal gift: I watched the entire series from start to finish in one night...I don't even remember if I got up to pee at any point.

Most disturbingly absent: Dr. Strangelove, which still hits the nail on the head 50 years later.

I couldn't figure out the joke (who is the middle Animorph?), but I got really giddy and panicky at the reference and glanced around, muttering incoherently, hoping someone who had read the series would magically appear in the room with me.

Gaga looks like me when I'm home alone and put on way too much makeup, try to do a crazy hair maneuver and then document it with awkward selfies that I then forget to delete until I'm showing somebody a cute picture of my dog on my phone and they pop up instead. What I'm saying is I wish I had a yellow perm. : /

I think more time was spent on photoshopping that picture than producing that crap song.

lol!

Nooooooo.... shhhhhh baby. Have some Newman. Take a load off.

Why doesn't anyone ever tell dudes to not drink so that they are less likely to harass/assault women? Hmmm?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU.

SO MANY THINGS IN THIS DIRT BAG.