I just tried Chipotle for the first time recently (hangover day Postmates delivery) and asked for their hot sauce and I swear there was no hot sauce at all but the taste of chili powder was overwhelming. That burrito sucked. I love a good habanero sauce though.

I feel like this was so obviously born from wine glass trinkets + pandora bracelet charms that it can’t even be called a unique product.

Yeah, well, your name sounds like Dan Rather and you look like Faye Resnick. That’s what I would say to her if I were that lady.

Yeah, I can see that. I think Teresa is a total garbage person, but the way Kit snidely handled this interview was pretty gross. But who am I kidding, it’s Access Hollywood, the Taco Bell of tv entertainment news.

Truth. I might like it better over a sunflower print babydoll dress with some doc martens and a Blossom hat.

Kit should know better, she herself was on reality tv in 1995 (Road Rules). But then again - crushed velvet or chenille red top with drawstring pants??

I should add that I usually get a few meals out of each of these, and they keep for a while so I can space them out a day or two. Doing a big batch of rice early in the week is great because I can always assemble a meal out of rice + ____ in a pinch.

Curry - curry paste, stock/water, coconut milk, fish sauce, protein and veggies of choice.

So sorry, that sounds terrible! My dog is 14 lbs and I get really worried about her getting hurt. There’s been a string of incidents in my neighborhood recently, which is normally super calm and peaceful, but apparently full of idiot dog owners.

Does the author think that rape only happens when a woman is drunk? Maybe a better slant for the article would be to address the benefits of drinking in moderation for EVERYBODY, not just women.

I feel like she needs to distinguish that there are two different types of cous cous and she ate the Israeli type, which is more similar to pasta than actual cous cous but is not technically pasta (I think??).

I’m there with you. I recently ended a short-term, well-paying gig where I was doing potentially “morally questionable” ghostwriting. I told my boyfriend all about it, every day, and he never once put on his judgement hat, only supported what I needed to do at the time. He plays way too many video games for my taste,…

Seems like the huge success of Drive has allowed him to make a few jerk-off movies that aren’t really that great but hopefully he’ll soon slide off the radar. I guess he’s colorblind too, maybe that’s his excuse?

I concur, the OG version is the best. Stupid Gary Jules & Donnie Darko.

Thanks! Do you think we should start a band called “Monkey Bizness”?

And her choice of answers for her “quiz” are so funny. Like, who would answer “whats that?”. The title, FBI Most Wanted List, is incredibly self-explanatory.

I’m already prepared to argue that it needs more Molly Shannon.

Mandy Moore and I are about the same age, which means at 16, when she was first famous, I stupidly felt intimidated by her. Then she married my early 20's crush, Ryan Adams (a crush I am very much over, probably around the 2nd time he drunkenly fell off a stage while performing). Which is why I feel a small, but…

Also, this piece of the victim’s letter to Turner:

I am so close to spontaneous combustion by sheer rage.