IkeaMonkey

3/3/15

This reminds me of the time I ordered a whiskey ginger at a neighborhood dive. The girl behind the bar was on her own, clearly young & new to the establishment and was very nervous. She served me a glass of whiskey with a giant knob of raw ginger in it, unpeeled. Just bobbing around in the glass. I drank it and…

3/2/15

omg, Jackie and Las Mascara! I loved how her and her husband were baffled at the idea that they couldn't just instantly bottle flavors, that actual science and work needed to happen. So happy that line flopped.

3/1/15

Those kitten paws look like chubby little marshmallow fluffs and i want to snack on them. So stinkin cute. (I typed that last sentence super forcefully on my laptop as if that would translate the extra emphasis on how cute I find those paws).

2/28/15

I agree, she looks awesome!

2/27/15

a lethal does silicon and Krazy Glue

2/27/15

Oh thank god, I will check that out!

2/27/15

Possibly the greatest news I've had all week! (and I was gifted $10,000).

2/26/15

I get seriously upset at Brandi Glanville when I watch RHOBH - she's such a drunk jerk all the time! She gets terrible when she drinks and takes absolutely no responsibility for her actions once she's sober and it drives me mental. Especially considering her bff is an addiction counselor and used to be the live-in…

2/24/15

In highschool I was awkward looking, gangly and basically had not yet grown into my large nose and small eyes at the time which guaranteed I had no male suitors. Yet, I managed to secretly befriend the cool, charming quarterback via AOL the summer before we started 10th grade. We talked on the phone (cordless, in the…

2/19/15

Does Allison Williams have any proof that

2/11/15

This always makes me so riled up. I'm all for nudity, but I want nudity equality. Show me the penis!

2/6/15

I have been dive-bombed by bats in this very same park! At dusk in the summer they start swooping and I have found myself trapped with no way out but to exit under the bat trees on more than one occasion. That owl is a copy-cat.

2/4/15

Right! My cats will excitedly sit on anything flat in the house, not just boxes, and especially stuff that is new to them. Sheets of paper, mail, a book, folded towels, etc. It's usually things they see have obvious boundaries....maybe it's the illusion of confinement and comfort? Have no idea, but it's damn cute.

1/26/15

who the what the whaaaaaaaaaat???

1/22/15

My palms got so sweaty watching that crazy video, I'm now sitting in a lake.

1/7/15

As someone who has watched way too much Flipping Out in my day, I'm certain that was a prank. Jeff looooved to do terrible pranks on his show, and I can just imagine the two of them scheming before the taping about how they could pull one over on Andy. Plus she is a very bad actress.

1/6/15