Khloe to Rob: “I miss you.”

Yeezy, Paul was a divisive figure and the father of homophobia, anti-semitism (through preaching what became supercessionism) and wildfire misogyny. We should not be celebrating him.

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

nah it’ll be all “god doesn’t give you anything you can’t handle. You’ve been chosen to care for this child”

Oh, for sure it’ll be compared to Downs. Pro-lifers always act like a child with Down syndrome is a precious gift from God, and I’m sure Zika babies will be similarly fetishized by the pro-life movement.

What they won’t say but believe “They should have married a rich guy who can afford to fly them to another country to have a secret abortion, like I do with all my mistresses.”

The U-pick-em pro-life responses to the Zika Virus:
“They shouldn’t have traveled to a third world country.”
“They shouldn’t live so close to a third world country.”
“They should’ve lived in another country.”
“They shouldn’t be having sex.”

Those of us in the States really need the Democratic nominee to win, period, deeply flawed or not. American women should not be trying to destroy Clinton; she may be the only thing between us and removal of our rights. It’s that bad—much worse than a Clinton.

It’s like choosing between Batman and Superman when the alternatives are the Joker and Lex Luthor. Either would be fine!

I’m kind of at the point now where I don’t care who wins. Hillary or Bernie, they’re both fine! Jesus. The fighting between the Bernie stans and the Hillary fans gives me so much fucking agita. I am beyond caring and we still have a year of this shit.

Same. No hate at all for Macklemore. Same Love was fucking beautiful and just the fact that a song like that was #1 and being heard everywhere by lots of impressionable young people was so so important and moving.

Yeah! I know people hated Samelove, but that song played ALL over my Memphis (not the most conservative part of the South, but not exactly liberal either) radio stations. And I just don’t think that doesn’t have impact.

This guy, Macklemore? This is the kind of try-hard that I like.

This, yeppppppp! Like, how many original joke ideas are left anyway. Of course comics will joke about the same stuff.

That’s what I was wondering. Wtf? Even if the poor girl had “not a virgin” tattoo’d on her forehead, still none of Rep. Dye’s damn business.