Pretty sure those white people are just over at faux news and older then 65.

They’re all Turtle.

I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…

SAY THAT AGAIN! Only buying cheap wine is like only eating the cheapest fast food or only buying the cheapest clothes. We all have budgets, but none of these things add true value to your life and don’t save you that much money. In some cases, it costs more to be cheap.

Let me also add that developing good taste means…

Life is too short to drink shitty wine. It really is.

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

9 hours on a plane is 90 hours of Earth time. Lindsay Lohan has served less jail time than that.

Okay you’re right she’s a pain in the ass literally no matter what I do and I should probably just keep her in jail until she’s 18. (I check with folks around me and make sure she’s not invading their space because I AM NOT A JERK, but probably I’m a liar and actually the biggest jerk of all time.)

You can barely see it but she pulls her knees up. We’re not jerks.

This was how Little Penguino was supposed to fly home from China and it worked beautifully until the Tokyo-Minneapolis run, which was of course the longest part of the 24-hour day of travel. A mean stewardess put the smackdown on us - and it's really lovely for the child, who is lulled to sleep by the sound/feel of…

The hubs and I took our nephew to visit his grandma. he was glued to the ipad and every time he asked how long it was until we landed my husband took out a small gift. we had about 12. they were cheapy cars but he was a happy kid. He also climbed all over us and sat upside down in the chair for part of the flight.

This is another creative way.

Ooooh, as a kid, my favorite thing was to ride on the bottom of the shopping cart at the grocery store, under the basket (you know, where I guess you are supposed to put heavy items?). I’d get tucked up in there with a couple of books, and my mom could shop in peace.

I’m a middle-aged white guy. A lawyer for more than 25 years, a professional. No criminal record. If I got drunk on a plane and assaulted a flight attendant, I would expect to spend several years at some not-so-friendly federal prison camp, at the very least, maybe even a FCI.

Yes. I am sure we will all confirm the state of american education is pretty much screwed. For background: the guy who thought he founded our country thought he was in India and called the natives Indians and it went downhill from there.

Your point is accurate. There is a pandemic of hyperbole in American discourse. You can see it in regular citizens’ speech, in some of the commenters on Gawker (check out the comments to this post!), in a lot of the commenters on Jezebel (they do a lot of “sobbing” etc. that they didn’t actually do), and you can see…

You’re missing the point of my comment completly. I have family who suffered during the 3. Reich police state and in the war in general. It is simply very insulting and seeing such statements as the one of that girl is so hypocritical. Because that kind of person is usually someone who belives to be not insulting to…