I sort of got interested in who Diamond and Silk are, so I did a little reading. The whole family is a bunch of grifters, but Mom wrote a diet book with possibly the best title in the world, “God can move mountains including those mountains of fat.”

The US and the UK are like a pair of inbred cousins with matching double wides, each one laughing at the fact that the other one lives in a trailer.

Joe Biden is garbage like Mike Pence, fuck them both.

This is silly, especially because the (very cute) sneakerhead/imminent dad featured on the 7th episode of Marie Kondo’s Netflix show was led* to an ideal solution to this very problem: He stopped wearing boring sneakers and finally started to wear and enjoy the Jordans, etc., that he’d been collecting for years. He…

Counterpoint: if you need someone on Netflix to tell you how to clean your house, the problem might be you

I don’t get it. THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS. You choose to get rid of things that don’t bring you joy. If you are getting rid of things just to appease your girlfriend or are going along with the whole process because ‘UGH, LADIES AMIRITE BRO?’

She really is a modern day Marie Antoinette. As much as I love reading about the Rococo era, I more than understand the reason for the revolution that followed it.

It would be cool to see her silently mouthing these words from the basket that collects her decapitated head as her blank stare becomes more blank.

Her Cake for All initiative is interesting. 

I always wonder that when they go to the Nazi propaganda well, is it more from them knowing their sinister history or is it just them following their evil instincts?

I think that most of these heirs-to-fortune actually DO think that they’ve, somehow, earned their riches. Sure, they didn’t work for it but, by the Great Green Dollar, they are nonetheless special for being born to a wealthy family.

President Trump has ordered the Southern Reach to go into “Area X” to discover what happened. He has tweeted that MS13 has killed infants before and that only a wall between pregnant women will stop this!

sadly this is totally wrong. Idiocracy was a documentary. 

I can’t tell if she’s going for the “I’m a futuristic spaceman” look or the “I walked into a modern art studio and someone accidentally thought I was a canvas” look.

I’d love to take your advice Pete because I think you are a very smart person but my wife won’t have sex with me anymore ever since I started taking your advice and stopped washing my hands. So which is it Pete?  Which of your tips will own the libs more?    

My sister-in-law has MS. The only thing that freaks me out about it is that she doesn’t take it particularly seriously.

No neurodegenerative or auto immune disease is. They’re some of the things I fear most, and I wonder if or how I’d be able to even cope.

Just studying neuro in nursing school now. MS is no joke, and good on her for being so public about it. 

Thank goodness about Jamie Foxx. That dude groped and harassed both my ex-girlfriend and an ex-coworker about 15 years ago, and seeing him with Joey Potter was hard to bear. I was really hoping his time was up when the dick-slapping thing came out.