My jaw dropped IRL and honestly I am so glad the video won’t load this time because I don’t want to watch it again. Holy motherfuckin' yiiiiiikkkes.

Does anyone else wonder if Blake was on something upper-y when he went to meet the family? Or was he just super manic? He was talking SO fast and had so many weird physical/facial tics, it just super sketched me out, more than he has the rest of this season. Although I guess he’s kind of been like that the whole time? …

I agree!! I love Jason, he seems to be a really earnest and good guy.

OH MY GOD YES. I actually think he is the most likely pick, especially since they brought him to the Men Tell All! I think it would be a good idea to pick someone who didn't get much air time.

Oh nooooo. Corinne is nottttttt capable of this level of satire and never should have tried.

Noooooo, Blake scares the fuck out of me. He has an extremely alarming look in his eyes at all times, like he is just on the verge of losing it. I was amazed he stayed as long as he did, because I was SURE Becca was going to pick up on it and freak out. And I kind of feel like any other Bachelorette would have, but…

Hey friend, heads up, I am actually fairly sure now this may be an actual, here-to-sow-dissent Russian troll? The username could b kind of a bit of a little in-joke, as Vod means water, the -ka suffix means little (therefore vodka=little water), and Brodka would be like itty evil bro kind of? And the whole idea of…

I am gonna be honest, trolling on the whole doesn’t tend to do it for me. But here I have to at least give you props for this username, as combined with this bit, it is A+ hilarious. Seems a lotttt of people are missing the reference and I am dying of laughter a little more every time someone takes the bait.

This is all absolutely fantastic, but just a note, Trump did NOT win by any number of thousands of votes, he LOST the popular vote. By almost three million votes, in fact. It’s the electoral college that voted him into office. We as American people did NOT.

I wonder if there is a correlation between that and the weird rise of incest porn in America, specifically the prevalence of the “stepmom” trope?

*thoughtfully taps chin* Y’know... You just might be on to something there.

Thank you for another lovely new word to add to my “fantastically descriptive German words” vault.

I dunno, second from the right looks EXTREMELY proud of himself.

Whaaaaat the fuck is this weird ass dumb shit?? Jesus GM, pull yourselves together.