“Who knows, maybe you’ll like the taste of hydrochloric acid!”

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

I feel like I’m wearing a tin-foil hat here, but here goes: something in the meeting is leading the dems to think Comey himself is compromised at this point.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

Could someone tell us what the fuck is really going on?

Florida. Why’d it have to be Florida?

The golden shower thing? No, that’s just embarrassing. The part about Putin blackmailing him and pressuring him to change the GOP’s official strategy? That’s treason.

About half of Twitter made the joke that why would Donald pay prostitutes to pee on him when half of the US would do it for free.

The word around the memos is the question of the age of the women in question.

Yeah, I like how people keep forgetting the fact that one of his dumb shit sons said, blatantly, that they owe “hundreds of millions” of dollars to Russians. Like everything else bad that a Republican does, it gets a shrug. Because Hillary used a private email server (just like her predecessor, not that anyone cares.)

Of course, it Trump would release his tax returns, we could follow the money and possibly refute this. 

PEOPLE I know Its tempting but under no circumstances bring Loco out of the greys! He left for a while, we were so close to a loco-free jezebel! just ignore, flag and dismiss!

Yes, he needs constant confirmation of his supremacy and that women are his to use and abuse as he pleases.

just a day or two before this came out for the rest of us, I got an email requesting a signature on a petition to assign a special prosecutor to look into Trump’s Russian affiliations. I assume this info was a catalyst for that petition.

Nah, he’s not a normal rich powerful man. He is living a myth 24/7, convincing himself as well as his followers he is a king. No way he would be open to variety or submission, he’s too stupidly one-dimensional. Everything he does is to push his agenda and persona onto everyone else. I doubt he comprehends reality…

At least we have a President-Elect who’s a real wiz....

Can it happen when he is driving around Pence, McConnell and Ryan?