#sponcon. Essentially the modern day equivalent of “so-and-so slept/ate/fucked/whatever here.” Have enough social media visibility, followers, and desperate businesses and you too can get your vacations/dinners/hair care/skin care/etc for free as long as you make glowing and properly tagged/handled social media posts…

I might accept ThirstGod.

He’s white like yogurt and his last name’s Cheban. I will call him Chebani.

Yeah, I thought that too, like the guy was good enough to take her even though she’s been “used.”

I think the outfit is a huge fail. It pretends to be business with a boob window. So annoying.

Well first, she’s had boob lifts and implants, etc

She’s friends with Joe Francis. She is not a good person.

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

 Relevant lyric: “He loves me like I’m brand new.”

Relevant lyric: “Trust him like a brother.”

That was my question. If you’re anthropomorphizing the cereal I don’t think there’s any need to assign race.

The only way that this would have been acceptable:

Remember, guys, the GOP is sooooo pro-life.

Trump wanted to save the British baby that was brain dead, but this little brown girl who has spent her entire life in America? Nah, f$&k her.

Kristin, dear, one could argue that you “lost your minds” when you decided not to vaccinate your children BUT SURE HAHA ANOTHER DOG.

That quote by Cate Blanchette is EVERYTHING.

I’ve always seen pictures of salad. I’ve never seen the show, but I know there’s salad...

Yeah I’ve been replaying some shitty behavior in my 20s in my mind. I was pushy at times. I never ignored a hard no, but I did try to get people to change minds, stuff like that. I feel a little sick thinking about it, and I wish I knew then what I know now.

If she was really raped, why didn’t she go the cops?