Abolish the Greek system.

The Behind the Music parody of Robin Sparkles/Daggers cracks me up everytime because they were trying to figure out who the song was about and they had Dave Coulier on there and he was like “Why does everyone always assume it’s about me?” And I’m just like “Does Alans Morrisette know about this? Even down to Robin…

You left the ultimate one out:

This gif literally never gets old. I am as horrified every time I see it as I was the very first time I saw it, when the episode aired.

Hmm say something nice.

Feminist is the new must-have clutch.

The first tweet was/would have been fine as a “ha, I saw your interview, here’s a joke” thing. The follow-up tweet smacks of creepy desperation.

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

I was so torn between being horrified and chuckling. My black humor has no boundaries.

All the cool kids will be sporting the newest trendy firearms:

I doubt it was anyone trying to be funny. Like the article said, it’s probably a sign that’s all over the store. The manager likely told some kids to spread them out all over the place and they just weren’t thinking when they put it up there. They aren’t paid enough to bother thinking about what they’re doing.

Those fillers end up aging the shit out of you. What pisses me off is that we made these people with no talent famous for no reason and now we’re making them richer than God for no reason. I’m old-fashioned; you should be able to sing, dance, be funny or act to be this famous.

Because it scares the fuck out of you when a predator does this to you. As soon as she felt powerful enough, she had him removed from the venue.

Yup. Absolutely. Every single woman on this earth knows that fucking pull away.

Ugh, that body language is making me rage out on her behalf. Fuck this guy. What a pig.

So, lackfuckster?

Same! No snark at her either. Its ok to not want to dance around for an hour anymore, just write it out completely then. This “I would rather be doing anything else” dancing is just cringe-worthy.

I wonder why she bothers with choreography at all.