Isn’t canon spelt with one n? Anyway, here’s my favourite take so far:

My dad says you’r a lazy writer who relies on the monster of the week plot line too often. He says you only write hard for sweeps.

“I’m sorry, Lauren, but you must have me confused for someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m a staff writer.”

I don’t know why people hated Sky High.

This is a little wild, and hear me out, because it’s a little complex: porn stars are human beings and have the right to refuse sex the same as any other person in any other industry

the fuck does that have to do with anything?

I think you mean “as a steelers fan, I wish my QB didn’t do such Scumbag things”.

Filed under “There is no such thing as a ‘good’ billionaire”

“Listen I just bought a billion dollar franchise, did you expect me to look into the man who is CEO and president?”
I mean...Fucking probably!

Triggering epilepsy.

Either that or you are full of shit. :)

I did the Whole 30 diet, which is 30 days without alcohol, dairy, grains, or any added sugar (basically meat, fruit and vegetables). It was awful. But the point is, I pooped WAY more because I was eating a much greater volume of food, even though my caloric intake was significantly lower than normal. I felt like a…

Disagree for me personally. Now that I eat healthier, I eat approximately the same volume of food, but much less calorie dense food. What that means, of course, is that about half of 3/4 of my diet is fresh vegetables. Which means my fiber intake is higher. Which means that not only do I go more frequently, but the…

Same here. Once I reduced my caloric intake, and also ate healthier, I started pooping every other day.

I’m sure there’s a correlation for some people, but I go about the same amount of times now (counting calories, healthy weight) than I did when I ate with reckless abandon. Usually 1-2x a day.  Probably the volume is different but I don't think the frequency is. I get uncomfortable if I don't go for 24 hours. Coffee…

The Last Mayor of Toronto

You know it’s an accident, because it’s not intendo

Don “No Soul” Simmons! Yes. When I watched the first episode of In Living Color, he was the only actor that I recognized; I knew Keenen Ivory Wayans from Hollywood Shuffle and I’m Gonna Git You Sucka, but I didn’t remember seeing any of the other actors, even Damon Wayans, who was on one crappy season of SNL, but I…