Nadal, Federer, and Djokovic should show up in catsuits next year.

I hate wood too.

Tell us your secrets. I’m a banana bread fiend. Do you add it in place of butter? At which stage do you add the oil. 

I love coconut anything, and you are wrong, lol. That cupcake looks woozy- with anticipation! I like Almond Joy candy bars, those red (raspberry?) coconut Zingers, girl scout Caramel Delights, and homemade coconut pies and cakes. I grew up sprinkling coconut on my Jello instant pudding. Toasted is even better!  

It also gave us the classic “Ghetto Supastar” on the soundtrack! (set to the rhythm of “Islands in the Stream” by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers)

You know, there is a political satire from the 90's that actually becomes more relevant as time passes, but has been buried so hard that you can barely even find a copy of it and certainly can’t find it streaming anywhere online, and that film is “Bob Roberts”. I get that it’s 1998 week and that’s why you’re talking…

Beatty figured that plan was as good as any since he fucked every living woman between 1961 and 1985.

Not god. Zod.

This happened in Uganda. Also, fuck deportation. He broke Ugandan law, on video. He is subject to any applicable penalties said law breaking allows.

Uganda.

As a Black Cosplay, I am:

-Upset that I didn’t know this existed.
-Sad that I didn’t get to go.
-In love with all the amazing cosplay.

Domino’s has really upped their quality in recent years. Now I am not saying it is the very best pizza in the whole wide world, but it’s pretty decent for a fast, it’s too hot to cook kind of dinner. Downloading their app on my phone was the best/worst thing I ever did. It is just too damned easy to order in now.

We only had one for a couple years, but even in that stretch the quality decreased. I don’t know if it was the struggling franchisee or the corporate ingredients. 

He is survived by his fraternal twin brother, Mario, and his son, Waluigi.

He’ll just claim it was all a case of massive voter fraud by the left.

At least they stand for their anthem!

I am so sorry. 

“ (I)ts CEO really needs to log off. (Really, everyone does.)“ Good point, but I would settler for just Elon Musk and our Tweeter-in-Chief logging off.

I know this is going to be controversial, but I don’t think that Jared Leto was a good Joker. Further, I think he was a bad Joker.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.