As much as we might want Trump to keel over, none of us want it as much as Melania does.

Yes, thank you.

My parents are old-school Republicans, so they are not exactly Trump fans, but they despise the Clintons.

See, this is why I don't think impeaching Trump is a good idea.

Not only that, but 96% of the people who voted for him would do so again.

I loved Ain't Them Bodies Saints, so I'm willing to give Lowery the benefit of the doubt.

I sent this article to my beloved aunt.

September is pretty much the worst month to live in Southern California. While other places can start to think about a nice cool autumn, we still have at least two more months of ungodly summer heat left. And people return from vacation and kids go back to school, so traffic impossibly gets even worse. And it's brush…

Elementart, now that's a show I would watch.

Andy Samberg falling off a cliff? I'm intrigued, tell me more.

I thought the same thing. It raises an eyebrow.

I was dragged to see that "Truth or Dare" bullshit in the 90s and I'd rather pull out my own lungs than sit through something like that again.

The Big Sick is an even worse title.

GOTG2 is enjoyable, but like all comic-book movies lately, it was 20-30 minutes too long and ended with a CGI orgy that seemed to go on forever.

Pot, meet kettle.

I have friends who go to see every one of these fucking things, and they are excited EVERY TIME. It baffles me.

Quit my job down at the car wash.

We've got company!

"Everything’s coming up assholes."

Supposed to run my D&D campaign this weekend, but this new job is killing me, I don't know if I'll have the mental energy for it.