You're the old man now dog

These chatbots are fluent in over six million forms of communication. Let's make them talk like camp old English dudes.

PWR BT

But you got there twenty minutes after I used it on the Deadpool thread, so I'll see you in court, mister

OH!

His only regret is that he has boneitis.

Note: Moochie died on the way back to his home planet

Note: Moochie died on the way back to his home planet

Which, if it signals the imposition of discipline on Trump's self-sabotaging lunacy, could be a very bad thing.

His tenure lasted less time than the rhapsody it inspired.

"Is that a chicken?"

Pecker peckers?

There's no buffalo in buffalo wings! There's no buffalo in buffalo wings! There's no- *muffled yelling, gunshot*

Stop quoting my CV and answer the goddamn question

Thank you sir

I remember those.

Am I the only one who doesn't know what the fuck "I.P." is?

Fruit Kinja

Yeah they should have gone with a more mature name like "U2" or "Phil Collins", or maybe "the Eagles".

You are fake obituary!