Gifted amateur.

UPDATE: Niantic and Nintendo have released a joint statement, claiming that "all our customers deserve to suffer. We did not develop this game for your edification, but for our enrichment. If you bought a ticket to go to a park and look at your phone then you're a dumb motherfucker. Please sue us. We will delete the…

If I had to choose between attending a Pokemon Go festival or having my balls removed sans anaesthesia then, well, I guess it's goodbye nutsack for ol' Tintin.

Gin and (The) Chronic

Rum-DMC

Negroniz Wit Attitudes

Ol' Dirty Barstool
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Ol' Dirty Martini

Long Island Ice-T

This really is a mindfucker of all times, man

Or 6Pac

No it counts as being cool. Don't you wanna be cool?

Ooh, charcoal filter…

Crow? Chicken? Lark? What is this, a fucking aviary?

I'm deeply proud of those kids and I hope this experience hasn't soured them on the experience of going to a gig and getting totally muntered.

Wait, your parents are Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson? I didn't even know they were together.

I heard he once cut ahead of some girl in line for ziplining

A paper tiger!?!

Pour some out for the deleted homies

He was actively zipping his way to the front of the line

What did he cut her with? Why was he trying to get into the women's bathroom?