Batman is the greatest part in the world, because you never know what's going to happen in a Batman film, and the role always calls for such a dynamic range of emotions. Truly the pinnacle of achievement for any actor. Just wonderful. It's surprising Daniel Day-Lewis hasn't been tapped for the cowl and tights. It's…

Why does Batman have a semi on?

We pedants, we are the true Justice League.

You "wet" your whistle, you "whet" your appetite. Sharpening your whistle would lead to mouth injuries.

Wax figures in a judas cradle, torture chair, dunking in oil, racks, sawing, iron maidens, choke pears, breast rippers, floggin,

It's no wonder country people have such a weird view of the cities. These simple folk just don't understand how they work.

Whispers from the world of wax suggest that all they did was put a wig on their William H Macy figure.

Rubes.

One of the parole board chaps was wearing a football themed tie. Quite unseemly.

Cuba Gooding Jr. has apparently gone into hiding, oh wait no that's just his career.

Well yeah, though it's definitely not for everyone.

I'm with you on that one.

"Donald Trump" literally means "World-Ruler Fart" (seriously).

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The fact that they didn't get R Kelly involved somehow feels like a missed opportunity.

Alex Jones? No, that's just his regular face.

In the rest of the world, it is.

Prepare your body for the Sheenaissance.

I haven't seen it but it's about a thing so I'm angry!

They think they're about to be rescued by firemen, but instead a frog minces in and takes their guns.