What if Bennifer was never a thing?

I've edited my comment so that it doesn't reflect yours. It's gross to use mental illness as an insult just because you disagree with someone.

Did you hear about the new Christopher Nolan film Dunkirk? It's about the British Army's retreat from Northern France after their defeat by the Nazis. Ugh, talk about tone deaf. It's almost as if Nolan wanted the Nazis to win. Can we please stop fantasising about Nazi victories?

He's like this generation's Bob Dylan (*walks into the next room, closes door, muffled gunshot followed by thump*)

Denazification was one thing, but in fairness the Germans did an exemplary job of reckoning with their own past. It's a process known in German as vergangenheitsbewaltigung, and it's something that more countries - the US, particularly the South; Russia; the UK; Japan - could really do with.

Shawshank Redemption Babies

So come on, and bring your jukebox money!

I first heard about TJ Miller when I heard that he was starring in The Emoji Movie, so I've never not been like FUCK THAT DUDE

I hate that shit.

OH WHILE WE'RE AT IT LET'S JUST MAKE IT A FUCKING CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

- Nicole Brown Simpson

Heh heh… "make the cut".

We're all gonna die! Hide the women! Hide the waiters! Hide the memorabilia!

Congratulations! You caught some Attention

Not Mr Puddingshoes!

- Life

What? A female monopolist? In space? I am outraged!

That's commie talk, mister

HIYOOOOO

Not many people know this, but the "R" in "R Kelly" stands for "Really Likes Peeing On Underage Girls".