Well there's only one classic Doctor as far as I'm concerned, and that's Dr Kevorkian.

There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes…

Back then it was the GNP.

Sounds like she's got a few… skeletons in her closet

On a tangentially related note, tenth president John Tyler has living grandchildren. FUN PRESIDENTIAL FACTS

For those who think 21st century politics is more civil than 19th century politics, may I remind you of HER EMAILS

I laugh at Tony Danza

Oh for the day we'll be free from the obsessions of this perverted tangerine.

Dat's showbusiness, kid!

Secret Life of the American Teenager was so weirdly staged it was practically Brechtian. I had to watch a lot of it (in German) for work. Almost every scene was just two characters standing face to face and talking at each other. Just a procession of the weirdest, most unnatural looking human interactions.

Are you tellin' me that a red blooded straight white Christian Republican male caint marry one of his fishin' buddies and settle down to a lifetime of holy matrimony 'cept unless he's a got-dang queer? THE LIBERAL HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA STRIKES AGAIN

You care about it enough to bring it up on a completely unrelated thread like a month later, you fucking moron. Again: I'm sorry I said the bad thing about superhero movies. If I'd known that you'd be such a fucking child about it, believe me I wouldn't have posted it.

Clutch put on a great live show

I've never seen Coldplay, but I did once live next to a football stadium where they played a concert so I could kind of hear them from my balcony.

Motörhead. Pour some out for the homies.

If it's tangy and yella, you're in a Moscow hotel room, fella!

You mean the throwaway comment you had a meltdown about last fucking month?

Ad Rock?

Don't Do What Donnie Jr Does

So it's an easy solution for a minimum of 99% of the public.