It's a story about a suicide attempt.

This is a comments section about Rob Lowe chasing Bigfoot, and you decided to spread a little joy by posting an article about a suicide attempt. Then you lost your shit at someone who questioned that decision in the mildest possible terms.

Nor should he be. Other people are allowed opinions too, you self-righteous jackass. Believe it or not, some people find reading about suicide attempts upsetting.

Suicide attempts make me sad though

Rob Lowe was in last year's blockbuster smash Monster Trucks. Coincidence?

That's a Lowe Blowe.

*Begbie stance*

No sir, that's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Or if he was using his ability to transform into animals to help the police solve crimes.

One of them was targeted for a disgracefully high number of assassination attempts. The other, for disgracefully few.

I'm surprised they didn't just send the Hannibal 9000.

JODOROWSKY

Bring back Jesse Ventura, the god damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

She was certainly elected to her constituency. That's not the same thing as winning the general election.

WHERE ARE YOU GERALDO?

On the facts, the Conservatives didn't win as they didn't win a majority. If we follow the logic that the Conservatives won this election on the basis that they've cobbled together a government, then by that token the Lib Dems won the 2010 election.

So you made up a statement I didn't say to argue against it, but I'm the one being a dick?

As requested: the Conservatives failed to win a majority, despite going into the election with one. They lost, and had to do a deal with a relatively tiny fringe party in order to form a government. That is not a victory in the British system, because governments are formed on the basis of a majority, not on the basis…

Yes she did. She failed to win a majority and was forced to compromise her entire agenda.

Neither is strange women lyin' to the public, distributin' billions of pounds to win support from fringe parties…