When my husband had a quad bypass some years ago, his heart stopped the night after the surgery, and he had to be resuscitated with the paddles. 5 weeks into his recovery, when he could safely drive again, he figured he’d better get the classic car he wanted because who knows if there will be time later. He got what…

I tried Android. You are wrong on too many levels.

The hood has a Z-fold mechanism that can apparently be lowered in 6.7 seconds or raised in 6.8 seconds

u kno it, bitch

A garden hose fertilizer sprayer attachment with a little dish soap does the trick. Found this out thanks to Google after getting stung like 20 times in my backyard mowing my lawn a few years ago. Yellowjackets are assholes.

Why is it still so freaking ugly?  Every time I see one on the road I think to myself ‘how did that fucking thing get past the design phase in this form?’

I can't put my finger on what's wrong with this show, but it is deeply unfunny and bad

If you’re really from NJ it’s Taylor ham (not pork roll), egg and American cheese on a hard roll.

At least someone in the comments has the good sense to stump for pork roll as the superior breakfast meat.  Preach!

Man, now I want a taco

If your bacon is being overpowered by your egg, you're clearly not using enough bacon.

It really is just one word: baconeggencheese

On a bacon egg and cheese? Now THAT’S unamerican.

American cheese is the ultimate cheese for bacon egg and cheese, periodt.

We need a new season of The Wire about this. 

Not to mention the deaths are primarily an older population who are already compromised by weak immune systems. It’s life, it happens every god damn day with a virus, bad health, terminal diseases... this is no different. and I swear to god if Royal Caribbean cancels my cruse this summer I am going to commit mutiny…

I think the fundemental problem with rich people is that once you have a certain amount of money and power, people stop telling you that you’re wrong. We need a modern equivalent of the guy who whispers in Cesear’s ear “Remember you are mortal”. I propose that everyone with a net worth over, say, 40 million gets…

That’s a pretty accurate depiction of Audi drivers around here... also most drivers... not picking on Audi, except it’s their commercial.

Did they at least perform "Taco Flavored Kisses"?

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