I used my wife’s Element to do a cabinet service call once, and if I went back to doing installs on a daily basis, I’d totally prefer it over the Astro van I used to have.  The clamshell (suicide) doors, though.  They are overall a pain in the ass in parking lots.

That’s a good choice.  The new ones make me cringe at $40k but the 2013 and 2014 could meet his budget.

^This.

^This.

Once upon a time, early ‘90s, I repaired weapons for Uncle Sam.

3rd: Let me get this straight, Toyota thinks widespread EV adoption is never really going to happen but flying taxis will?

Well, now I know what the plot of Cars 4 will be.

As a milennial, I might get in trouble for mentioning this, but we are actually meeting late next week to discuss new ways to fuck that up.

My now-wife said no multiple times because she didn’t believe in the institution of marriage. We were young and poor, though, so I tried to use the leverage of insurance and tax breaks to make the case to her. We had a fight about it while doing the dishes one night, and then the next day she sent me a message on…

I, on the other hand, proposed to my wife in our bedroom (we were living together already) one night after getting into bed. We were talking and the topic of marriage came up, and she said, “Well, if you want to propose, you better have a ring,” thinking that this would probably put me off a while. So I walked over…

I still can’t believe he lasted longer than Harris, who started out as a front-runner

That’s a lot of crazy conspiracy theories you managed to fit into one post.

Gonc was beloved by the Dakar community. Just a few stages ago he swapped out his entire engine, by himself, in the middle of the desert and continued on. A truck dropped off the engine and some tools and he just went to work. Amazing. Today, Red Bull TV, in a very classy move, did not engage in full coverage of the…

Unicorns, Pegasus and Barbarians are also acceptable.

If you are going to airbrush a van and don’t pick wizard, I don’t know what you are doing with your life.

Neil Peart’s 10 best Rush songs ever from the CBC website.

Ours is getting a set of H&R lowering springs. My wife just doesn’t know it yet. 

I was very tempted. A dealer was offering one with $10k in discounts. Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

They don’t cover news from Australia on Fox?

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!