Christ, I bet it you dig around in Bill O’Briens chin dimple you could find at least half of that amount in spare change.

As long as there’s no video evidence you’ll be fine.

She’s from Oklahoma, and went to college in Texas. Simply teaching at Harvard for a few years, and moving to the east coast doesn’t erase that. Calling her an east coast academic is how the right wing attempts to cast her as an outsider to the very places she came from. Let’s not fall into the habit of using their talk…

Sounds like Jim Spanfeller’s burner account here.....

that fake southern accent is wack

The first one I kind of get. But not the phone number thing. His reaction screams ‘I hate you already and so will misinterpret in the worst way.’

New nickname idea: The Lunar ‘Lander!

I’ve always hated how they can take back some of the signing bonus.

Seriously. He makes great cookies.

Get this feel goody shit out of here man. WE CAME TO HATE.

Starred to bring out of the greys, because I was going to post much the same thing.  They’re pretty damn good.

“Everyone in Philly maintains a cult-like reverence for a fifth-tier snack cake brand.”

I truly hate the lane warnings on mine and also hate that I have to drive around with a yellow warning icon from turning it off. :(

Mind-fucking Sharapova is something I’ve been doing since I was a teenager.

In the AHL

I wonder how well the Seattle Cobains could run a shotgun formation

Choose your second, then, and I will choose mine. I will meet you on the beach at the stroke of 10, and I will have satisfaction, sir.

I am leaving for a week in Bethany Beach, DE on Saturday, At approximately 10 AM on Sunday morning I will cross the border into Ocean City, MD and taunt your flag. Then I will likely run away like a small girl back to the safety of Fenwick Island.

also the Maryland flag sucks. It looks like if a bunch of Teutonic Knights started a taxi company.

You really need to head out to Long Island and redo this list.