So, drive it off a cliff?

Kluwe definitely SHOULD be on the list, but if we’re only voting for folks on the list, Red Gruden’s the guy for me.

I once wrote on my Christmas letter that I wanted a pineapple. No idea why; I enjoy Hawaiian pizza, and I do like pineapple in fruit salad, but no more so than the usual person.

Pretty sure this is part of this dude’s suicide note

AND I DON’T LIKE KIDS TODAY PLAYING THAT HIPPITY HOP MUSIC. HURTS MY EARS.

You don’t know what the word “objective” means. I’m an 80s kid so I grew up listening against my will to his godawful, tuneless hollering on born on the 4th of july, dancing in the dark, glory days, santa clause is coming to town, etc. etc. etc. Horrendous shit, all of it. Shitty songs, shitty singing, shitty annoying…

punch a priest?  He should have gotten the Taj Mahal.

Planning on stopping by there for some shells in a net bag, a magnet, and a plastic pirate sword.

I’ve gotta think they’re going metric in this case, but I get what you mean. 

The best thing about the Jaguars is “Jason Mendoza”.

Listen, fun is fun, but if you’re going to interrupt your kid’s summer league game do it in the time honored and respectable fashion...get into a drunken argument with the official, before taking a few swings at random parents trying to separate the two of you, then storm off to your car screaming, “I’m sorry, I…

POW! Right in the kisser.

Why did Miroslav Satan never play for the New Jersey Devils?? I will hate Gary Bettman forever for not taking some kind of "best interests of hockey" action to make that happen.

I am a long-time, straight out of Jersey, Giants fan who has lived in New England for the past 20 years. During that time, whenever one of my “Patriot Nation” friends would wax philosophical about the genius of Belicheck or admit that they’d fellate Tom Brady on the spot if it would help “the greatest quarterback…

I’ll always have a soft spot for the Giants. In the 80's we’d suffer through a bullshit Lions game, but then get rewarded with the Giants.

I’m an alumnus of the school Ballentine an Simmons attended (Go ‘Bods!). They were beloved here, and victims of a random, senseless act.

What else can they do, deepfake his face onto Mahomes tossing bombs? 

Sometimes it’s nice when baseball players act like immature little boys, like McNeil here.

I wonder if Callaway thinks a real man would know how to manage a bullpen.