wouldn’t it be far simpler to just become a cop, therefore making yourself immune from repercussions?

Break Griffin

Wahlberg is, obviously, the top in that pairing but the video will be hilarious as he keeps shouting “FEEL IT! FEEL IT!” as he pounds Simmons’ bitch ass. Simmons won’t cum until Wahlberg leans in and whispers “Tahm Brady is the fookin greatest cortaback eva.”

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

And that’s why I had Orlando (-1) as my “Shoe-In” of the week!

The committee seriously needs to do a better job of seeding, and turn to shit other than RPI/who-did-you-beat as criteria when seeding teams. The primary factor in seeding teams ought to be, uh, HOW GOOD THE TEAM ACTUALLY IS, and things like RPI and strength of schedule and quality wins only tell you so much. …

I grew up on a farm. The easiest way to tell ducks from geese is the beak.

They are goslings. Shape of the beak

Are you sure those aren’t goslings? They look more like geese than ducks. (Or maybe it’s just the one in the left foreground.)

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

I watched Deadpool on a seatback screen earlier this year, it edited the worst of the visual content out.

On boxing day a few years back I was driving to walmart to get some kitty litter. Traffic was insane, and was bumper to bumper everywhere, moving mind you, but cars everywhere.

When driving home after work, I generally sit in the right hand lane near the speed limit (70mph on I75 north of Detroit) as I’m not in any real hurry and traffic is light.

Some high schoolers threw a big party down the street from my house. Someone parked their ~77 Camaro across my driveway where I couldn’t leave for work (third shift delight!) so I walked down to the house and started asking about the car. Got some rude comments and no useful info. I smashed the drivers window out with…

I’ve shared this story before, and I’ll share it again.

You spelled “hero” wrong

Actually had one happen this morning. I have a woman in a Honda who is always flying by me every morning. She is always weaving in and out of traffic to get ahead.