Not as much as you may think. It’s
kokaina, pronounced ko-kye-ay-nah. Sure, it’s not hard to imagine it means “cocaine”, but it doesn’t immediately stick out. I mean, you could imagine it meant “chicken" as it also sounds like the word in a lot of languages for that.

Ah, I must have missed that. I did know that their website sells an enormous amount of third-party stuff. I’ve been sucked into the rabbit hole before, spending a lot of time going through page after page of stuff they have for sale. In that case it makes sense, I suppose, that someone in China just threw in whatever…

We can expect the expanded, in-depth story on The Fifth Estate tonight...

It’s a prickly prick.

I hate defending Walmart, but it isn’t actually selling the cactus. A third party seller is using Walmart’s website to sell the cactus. When you hear outrageous stories about Walmart selling Nazi paraphernalia or something like that, there’s a 99% chance that it’s a third party seller just using Walmart as their…

or...just getting started!

Somewhere, Aunt Becky is positively seething that she won't be in this movie. 

That was my impression as well.  

It can, but this really sounds like a dramatization.

If rapping cactus from Chinese,
Then where the fuck’s my royalties?

I remember when this started on tumblr and how even the most cynical jerks were moved to find out it was real. If there’s a story that shows what the internet was supposed to be, at least to old fscks like myself, it’s this one. Bless ‘em.

you paid extra for that!

I guess Christmas is now officially canceled.

That’s what she said!

I hope there’s a scene where he teacher her how to rap. Rapping grannies are hilarious.

That CTV News clip is peak Canadian journalism.

I’m consistent. And easy to please.

You said the same thing about Alex Gibney’s last documentary.

honestly, i try to be cynical but this story touches me every year, especially now that the husband is dead. probably gonna be a terrible movie, though.

I’m not watching it unless there’s some lesbian nuns in burger bikinis.