I believe it’s “You have to be in it to win it.”  Splitting hairs though. Will send you $1000 tax free IF I win. 

My wife follows your ideas to a T, and she has successfully purged 90% of my stuff over the last 8 years.

Ha! Ed was too cool for that one. Remember he was tall and he had ‘EB’ on the back of his ski boots. Was really cool to hear in his distinctive voice, “Young man, do you know any of the basketball scores from today?”

He’s fathered at least 8 children so there was always an opportunity for him to have one in his arms.

Cedric the Entertainer cut and his buddy cut directly in front of me while waiting to board a plane. Without even a glance or nod, just on his cell phone stepped in front gave the agent his ticket and boarded. He even had a ‘Cedric the Entertainer’ medallion around his neck. Ass clown.

I do it just to annoy my kids and/or wife.

You were peering into my life while writing this column, weren’t you? I am a cargo short wearing, “No worries” saying, die hard White Sox fan (pun intended), Jordan-era Bulls fan, who farts a lot, is short (5'6") and makes fun of my own height, and used to have a fraternity inspired “If we’re not wasted, the night…

I farted in the office yesterday and a colleague near me sprayed lyesol shortly thereafter. Should I fess up and take the blame or let it ride? Also, who is the worst offender in your offices?

Ah, the fun of buying condoms for the first time ever! I’d guess making the video was a bit more fun than trying to score some party poppers.

Too soon?

Undoubtedly! His appearance in the arrest report is described as:
Sweatshirt, Uniform Type jacket (Patriots letter jacket?), and jogging suit.

This is the same Jimmy ‘JJ’ Worton who was arrested in 2012 for “Resisting Arrest with Violence, Battery on a Law Enforcement Officer.” So he should be credited for keeping his cool while being arrested!

I’m working from home today and I’ve been hearing strange noises throughout our house today well before I started reading these stories. Most have been emanating from outside of my 4 yo son’s room. I thought our neighbor on that side was having some work done but there are no work trucks to be seen. I finally got up…

Jorge Fabregas