Ahh beef tongue - the only food that tastes you back! (My top dad-joke for getting a disgusted “eeewwww” out of my daughters.)

As a life long Montana homer, I’ve long since accepted that Brady has eclipsed him in most meaningful ways. That said, yeah I’d take Rodgers over Brady every day.

This is why cold weather is so much better than hot weather. Blankets, coats, etc. almost always work and the result is almost instant. Trying to cool off is like threading a needle with a hotdog.

I mean FUCK:

I'm glad it played out this way. He's gone but all the assholes who feel that football is more important than a human life outed themselves.

It sounds about right for the substitution. A lb of scallops is anywhere from 2-3x the price of a lb of shrimp.

If you could give Trump one of the three “Wizard of Oz” items, which one would you give him? I’d give him a heart first.

I dunno, phone vibration seems like a pretty low bar. “Is there a diesel idling outside?” “Are they tunneling under this building?” “Is someone using a jackhammer in the basement?”

“It’s less about impressing women than it is ensuring that they are not profoundly horrified by you.”

. . . immature, sure . . . but they’re not wrong . . .

We have 12 of them on the ballot in California in November

But, in this scenario, I’m drunk enough to think that they do. And that’s really the true meaning of Halloween, Charlie Brown!

It’s 900+ pages and I finished it in 5 days, so I would say it’s a great and easy read. It’s fascinating from a historical/cultural perspective, though it doesn’t touch as much on the life and times of JFK himself (the alternate history that’s presented, though, is an incredibly interesting thought exercise).

They’re glazed donuts. Glazed donuts are fine, but for the life of me, I will never understand our collective fascination with Krispy Kreme 15 years ago. People reacted to an open box as if it was filled Marsellus Wallace’s glowing soul, instead of a pretty unremarkable take on a goddamn glazed donut. Krispy Kreme are…

Every time I see someone on a Jet Ski I think they’re too lazy to row.

Depending on where you live, it could be fantastic! I bike daily, but up here in the Northland (MN,WI) it can be tricky due to drivers of motorized vehicles. Unfortunately any way of traveling besides motorized enclosed vehicles can be too dangerous at time . We really need to educate drivers before we can move ahead…

My favorite demented local commercials come from this lawyer.

It’s disappointing, though, after they flawlessly and correctly used both “you’re” and “your” in the first sentence.  Their target audience is going to sniff out that kind of elitist nonsense in a heartbeat and burn their phones, I guess.

I always assumed that Kavanaugh would be confirmed, so the only solace I can take out of this entire confirmation fiasco is how it exposed the cravenness and chumminess of all of these elite law people. All of your supposedly principled Ivy League-trained legal thinkers like Wittes and the Tiger Mom showed their asses…

The announcers were jabbering about how it wasn’t a pick because the guy doing the picking had his shoulders facing the pickee or the QB or Mecca or some some shit. Didn’t care enough to google the rule but it’s got something to do with shoulder direction?