Why are we pretending that misogynists and abusers can’t be Democratic? What evidence at all do you have to suggest he’s some secret agent?

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

this is the NFL. He may take some time off but he’ll play again.

You sweet summer child. 

This. This is the question, godammit.

But what of the dudes in brown flip-flops??

Does it mean we’re washing poopy diapers in our regular-ass washing machine?

The problem with previews—and the fact that there are more than ever—is that I want to enjoy my popcorn during the movie I came to see.

Just like in real life, we want our boys to do their best, go and fight for our country. But the second they are out of the military, fuck them. Fuck funding the V.A. Fuck their prosthetic legs. Fuck their “whiny manby panby PTSD boo hoo, my feelings” that literally drives them insane to kill themselves, or sometimes…

No, I’m worse than that. I’m a centrist who peddles in late night ironic juxtaposition. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

I think you can guess the demographic makeup of Allen’s fans.

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

I’ve been on both sides of the table on this one over the last 20yrs, as an interviewer and as an applicant, plus as an applicant who does/does not send thank you notes (I’ve worked with agencies that insist on doing so). My own take:

The one who made you feel like Big Powerful Man. Seems like a solid basis for personnel decisions. I hope note-sender gets caught submitting fraudulent expense reports.

Nah dude. If I’m your dream candidate and you would have hired me but for lack of a thank you note, I don’t want to work for you or your company. Probably means insufficient asskissing is penalized as a matter of course.

““I don’t know what kind of business you’re in, but I tell ya what, if I was a head of a newspaper, and you didn’t do your job, you’d be held accountable BUT ALSO YOU’D FUCKING GET PAID.” 

There are plenty of non-trolls out here in the Grey Wasteland, just plugging along, hoping to one day be made one of the cool kids. It’s fine. I’m not bitter.

I hate when companies have a good thing then decide for whatever reason to change the formula to something inferior and still keep the name to confuse consumers. 

It’s the Maillard reaction.