That guy has become the most weirdly likeable tweeter. Creepy flesh-colored beard and all.

Did the sculptor who made Scary Lucy also make this Scary Fonzie statue? Because that guy needs to Sit onIt!

Probably... but he’s such a talentless, philandering fuckboi and she could probably date any rapper or athlete she wants. I gotta ask again, is he magic?

Jesus, really? I thought my time zone was just stupid.

Why is this person famous?

FUCK I knew I should have got off the interwebz

Dear god, what do you get for a 46k apartment? Does a magic carpet pick you up at your door, carry you to your bed of clouds, where a specially trained corgi prepares a plate of cheese and a glass of wine from you unlimited wine bar, and then the dude from Tonga rubs you feet?

WTF is this guy? Seriously, what does he do and why should we give a shit??!

More importantly, why do they look so old? Their lives have come with a lot of bullshit, it doesn’t seem to me that their success was worth it.

good thing a) they weren’t black, and b) the cops weren’t American.

Can those jorts on that dude in the top image possibly get any tighter? I bet the front looks like he’s smuggling grapes.

I just checked out his site from the link in your other comment and holy shit, they really shouldn’t have commissioned him based on his previous work. The proportions are frequently off on the bodies as well. He’s clearly sculpting them separately which, fine, but it’s as if he doesn’t notice until the sculpture is…

Celeron’s got nothing on Nashville.

Also did you see their kiss in the clip - that was primo awkward ... I’m sure it’s just business and there is probably an appreciation there, but chop chop - look alive people!

I love Dorinda being all “Hey, Ramona and Sonja tell me more about your relationships with Tom.” Then five minutes later “LuAnn, they just won’t stop talking about Tom.”
Devious!

Yikes I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds her annoying. People really seem to love her but I find her exhausting. She is so competitive it makes me wonder if she's ever had a true, dear friend or loved one.

She’s just showing that she’s not such a great actress. Acting convincingly isn’t easy, you know, and this show is becoming increasingly fake and scripted by the season. The marriage is probably fake as well, cooked up by the producers to stir up drama. I mean, gimme a break that Lu is going to get engaged in a matter…

That would make sense if someone forced this marriage on her. Why does she have to be so middle school about it? If she played everything cool, no one would be looking at her with side-eyes. Lu is just too much this season.

i am 100% sure tom and lu have an open relationship and shes just not discussing it on camera

Lu’s Tour of Happiness has always read as extremely false to me. It’s like me, opening an unfortunate birthday present.