I recoiled so hard I hit my head on my headboard 😨

That horrible way they hiss when you sit. And there’s always a split in the vinyl with really sharp edges.

and terrible side-swept hair.

How can you be a beauty blogger when your repertoire consists solely of silver eye shadow and poorly drawn eyeliner?

I cut up some leftover grilled steaks and have them in the crockpot all day, stewing in beef broth. Low effort, won’t make the house stifling hot, and smells wonderful when you walk in the door. I will add some all dente pasta when I get home and Viola!

Sounds like both parties are hot messes. I feel bad for the kids. The only thing that is certain to me at this point is that annulment is bulls**t. You had FIVE kids with this woman. You’re ridiculously rich. PAY UP. You can probably find enough money between your couch cushions, you cheap-@ss bastard.

This is sad for me because my best friend and I used to use a Miss Cleo soundboard to prank people we know. It was a very good time.

Corbin Bleu tied the knot with Sasha Clements.

Corbin Bleu tied the knot with Sasha Clements

How incredibly unique.

Congratulations how wonderful

Cheesecake Factory is pretty bomb. But it’s no California Pizza Kitchen.

How dare you, sir or ma’am. I am awed by the resplendence of Cheesecake Factory every time I walk through its hallowed doors. Is it also emblematic of everything wrong with American eating habits? Perhaps. But to suggest I am a Megan Trainor fan AND disparage my slice of banana cream cheesecake is uncalled for. I also…

Wait. Her kids (kids. Multiple children.) go to camp for seven (SEVEN!) weeks? What I want to know is, does she shit money, or does she have a magical money tree in her backyard?

I would also add that Kim has been extraordinarily vocal about political/social causes like gun control, political participation, national and international tragedies (with clear and specific calls to action) and other important issues. As a citizen, she’s doing her part and using her profile to raise awareness and…

I miss what Jezebel used to be.

She's like that fucked up playboy loser, that posted that innocent woman's photo in the locker room.

And to post a half naked picture to slut shame and embarrass her (well, actually an innocent bystander) when the Kardashians all so vocally defend Kim’s right to do whatever she wants with her body as essentially a feminist move.

Khloe is definitely a disgusting piece of shit for this. Like fuck her. and good for Chloe for not backing down. Khloe girl, go do something productive with your time.

Yeah, that was my guess, and it’s absurd. He was drunk and threatening people with his gun. The very definition of an irresponsible gun owner.