Cheesecake Factory is pretty bomb. But it’s no California Pizza Kitchen.

How dare you, sir or ma’am. I am awed by the resplendence of Cheesecake Factory every time I walk through its hallowed doors. Is it also emblematic of everything wrong with American eating habits? Perhaps. But to suggest I am a Megan Trainor fan AND disparage my slice of banana cream cheesecake is uncalled for. I also…

Wait. Her kids (kids. Multiple children.) go to camp for seven (SEVEN!) weeks? What I want to know is, does she shit money, or does she have a magical money tree in her backyard?

I would also add that Kim has been extraordinarily vocal about political/social causes like gun control, political participation, national and international tragedies (with clear and specific calls to action) and other important issues. As a citizen, she’s doing her part and using her profile to raise awareness and…

I miss what Jezebel used to be.

She's like that fucked up playboy loser, that posted that innocent woman's photo in the locker room.

And to post a half naked picture to slut shame and embarrass her (well, actually an innocent bystander) when the Kardashians all so vocally defend Kim’s right to do whatever she wants with her body as essentially a feminist move.

Khloe is definitely a disgusting piece of shit for this. Like fuck her. and good for Chloe for not backing down. Khloe girl, go do something productive with your time.

They’re also expunging the weapons charge if he sticks to the terms. I’m pretty supportive of veteran’s courts, but this is a little ridiculous. And his mother doesn't know it, but her comments didn't vindicate her son and blame Obama. She said that Track doesn't feel like the world respects him, so he went home and…

Yeah, that was my guess, and it’s absurd. He was drunk and threatening people with his gun. The very definition of an irresponsible gun owner.

So, no Track record.

He thought it would be just bitchin’ to cut the brake lines on a school bus. Not even remotely joking about that. That’s after he stole from a liquor store and went on a vandalism spree. Dude is a fucking psychopath.

This is kind of difficult to explain, so I will try my best!

Ooh okay I hope I’m not too late!

Okay, here’s mine. One night, I was staying at my family’s place out in the country. There aren’t many streetlights out there, so it gets really dark, unless there’s a reasonably bright moon, as there was that night. My father and I were looking up at the stars, and we saw this weird thing that looked a bit like a…

Ok for real, when I was like 4 or 5 on the 4th of July while we were waiting for the fireworks to start my parents friends taught me about wishing on stars. They taught me the “star light star bright” wish poem after the first star showed up. I couldn’t think what to wish for so being a kid I wished for horses! Less…

I haven’t seen my ex boyfriend for more than five years and then I ran into him today. I haven’t kept anything solid in my system for two whole days and ran out to walk my dog with no makeup and no bra and smelling vaguely of vomit and bam: ex boyfriend. Running into the worst people at the most in opportune time is…

Here it is.

OK this is a weird thing that I have yet to explain. In 1986 we bought our first house. It was about 50 years old. I hung a bunch of photos in frames that I bought brand new, had never used before. I never took the pictures out of the frames once they were hung. Moved out after some time and packed the photos. I got…

I bat my lashes a little when they naturally squinch together while smiling, glance away for a moment, then look back and this time maintain eye contact while still smiling gently.