Charles (should not be) In Charge (of his social media accounts).

Charles, take charge of your life; you suck.

What’s especially creepy is she’s taking the picture from behind the saunas closed door. The woman most likely has no clue anyone is in there let alone snapping pics.

Exactly. Exposing girls in the locker room? Chick you’re a grown ass woman.

What follows is worse honestly “Hunt would use the Emoji with the biggest smile to represent the couple" it sounds like they are 5th graders running around with 143 on the backs of their hands (unless that was a my middle school thing in which case 143 stands for I love you and I lived in THAT type of suburb)

“at a Pepsi event celebrating World Emoji Day.”

This sentence makes my orifices bleed.

I googled Dora giggling and well, this is what you get.

VAPER, NO VAPING

I’m just gonna look at it as “teenagers doing teenager stuff” and “rich parents defending them".

This is beautifully written, and I’m so glad you responded with this:

The firefighters’ gators were almost certainly unrelated to one that drowned Lane Graves, because it’s hard for a gator to cross the roadways. Also, why would you go chasing kids when you’re being fed by hand?

I love this though.

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

Fuck, okay, I officially support Riff Raff.

Also the past was a lot dirtier than we give it credit for. We pretend it's quaint and cute and prudish.

I knew someone who, many years ago, died in a tragic way that was sensationalized all over the internet. That week following her accident was... there aren’t words to explain how horrible people can be behind the safety of their keyboards. And I am so sorry you and the people who loved her are going through it.

Take if [sic] from a guy with an illness

Oh dude. I love you, and lord knows the K family are weirdos, but the Kardashians are not responsible for Lamar’s addiction.