I miss real teeth and real noses SO MUCH.

Real teeth are some of the most underrated things in Hollywood. I love watching a movie from pre-1995ish, and realizing that actors used to be able to lead a movie with a wonky, off-white smile.

My favorite was when the older brother told the younger 2 to create a diversion in the video store and the older of them started tossing raisins in the air, chanting, “Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!” over and over.

I just feel like, if this is how she writes everything, no wonder life is a struggle.

I’m a woman and I don’t use a top sheet! My husband grew up using them but adjusted quickly to the duvet + fitted sheet combo. His mom still thinks I’m mean and torturing him by not providing her sweet little baby with a top sheet.

I always look like someone who ate toast in bed and just brushed out the crumbs before her boyfriend came back.

Anne Colter can fuck off with that nonsense, it’s never going to be funny coming from her.

What about the joys of sneezing on your period? Or standing up after a long period of sitting and feeling ***the gush***

“A lot of young girls and women have to plan their life events around their menstrual cycle and it suuuuucks”

Period blood is only part of the whole period experience. Were they forced to use stool softeners to get period shits? What about a cramp machine? What about having to pass blood clots?

I like your comment, particularly the first paragraph.

I guess because her own parents don’t seem to give a shit or actively encourage it? The whole thing is so fucked up. Kylie is annoying, but I do feel bad for her because both of her parents suck. Her mother is ruthlessly greedy and Caitlyn, who used to seem like she cared, has been so self-absorbed in her own thing to…

“Every time I’d go to the gym or go eat, every paparazzi would ask me questions and I would be like, ‘Hey, guys!’”