Not only that, but when you’re high and drunk out of your mind, despite your best intentions, are you really going to remember to or be able to be 100% diligent about protection?

Does Sheen really talk like that? He’s pretty damn eloquent and well-spoken.

I don’t have a problem with the TVs and they played some funny clips from the nightly shows. I just silenced it when it was too loud or I wasn’t in the mood. Is it that hard?

My initial thought was, does he/she work at Red Lobster in Times Square? They mark the food up so high at that location that it could easily come out to $200 for two people for apps, entree, drinks and dessert. And I know they pre-make and microwave everything (I used to work there, but not that location, in college).…

In NYC there are many pizza places that have hot sauce out, right along with the parmesan, garlic, etc. That’s how I started eating it on my pizza.

I love jelly on my sausage biscuit and on bacon egg & cheese. The savory sweet mix is delicious.

I can take my coffee without sugar if cream is available. But I can’t take it black. My ex took his coffee black. IJS.

STOP. It’s not the same thing. Signing up to put your life on the line for this country, something done a whole lot more by Americans from low socioeconomic backgrounds due to lack of other options, is NOT the same as following your craft (and enduring hardships on the way to success). When you come out of the armed…

You’re a dumb dumb. Although he didn’t come from a place of privilege—at least not economically, considering he’s 1) white and 2) man—the success he’s achieved has most definitely put him in a place of privilege, because in addition to his original privileges, he’s also now 3) rich and 4) powerful. So, LOL, fuck YOU,…

Yeah, uncool comment. Walmart is the villain here, not their underpaid, overworked employees.

LOL!

In my experience, “just being friends” after a break up only leads to secondary, tertiary, and so, on... (I don’t know the word for the fourth in this sequence. LOL) breakups.

Yeah, I totally didn’t get that.

Weird. I just turned 34 and I haven’t experienced the over-30-dating-crisis yet. Maybe it’s because I look younger than I am and I’m attractive. I still feel like trophy material to the late 30s - 40s+ set and have to brush off the younger guys who think I’m their age (or like older women). I feel like a lot of what…

1) If he can’t tell her and then ask her to promise not to tell anyone and trust that she’ll keep that promise, perhaps they shouldn’t be married.

How can something be so horrific and hilarious at the same time. I mean, this is horrlarious. Or Hilariffic. Not sure which.

I have no words for Caitlyn. She really needs to crawl under a rock and stay there. What a hypocrite!! Does she not realize that “she” is enjoying rights that allow her to live a lifestyle that many people don’t get, don’t see as traditional and don’t support? How privileged and selfish of her to rain on someone…

Walking your kid or pushing her in a stroller topless on a hot summer day is OK. Setting her out as a subject to be photographed by strangers topless for money is NOT OK. This mother’s head is not screwed on right and it’s appalling that she thinks this is an acceptable way to make a buck. Exploitation, plain and…

I have this social media friend who, when she has an upcoming birthday, starts a good deeds campaign x days before her birthday based on the age she’s turning (i.e. 43 y/o = 43 days). She’s not especially creative... she pretty much just pays for the groceries/Starbucks/whatever of the person in line behind her.

#Blessed << the most common way douches try to disguise a humblebrag.